Yep. 😐 #zerosympathy

“My dog missed his long distance best friend so I put them on FaceTime together.”” Too adorable 🥰

Now that Prince Andrew has been stripped of his title, will @McDonalds hire him ? 🤔

Today I learned Timothy Alan Dick, better known as Tim Allen, was arrested in 1978 with over 650g of cocaine at a Michigan airport. He faced life in prison but cooperated with authorities and served just over 2 years… He went on to become one of Americas most beloved actors.

Sitting in a bus while listening to the song, Flashdance...What a feeling by Irene Cara. #happymonday

Dear @StanSportFC If I'm watching the Chelsea vs Sunderland match. Why should I care about the Newcastle vs Fulham match. 🤷‍♂️ #CFC

Hey @Bunnings, this is a classic example of not being able to fix stupid. 🤦‍♂️

When Chelsea have been underdogs in major finals… 🏆

Kids and their dogs…❤️

Well, everyone has a preference Jasmine Crockett. 😐

Best one yet, I’m dying🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Can someone ask Jasmine Crockett if this is part of Black History Month? 🤔

Unfortunately, Jasmine Crockett is correct. 🤦‍♂️ #ChristmasmusicinOctober

Dear @DonaldTrump and America. Forget the US Army, I found the perfect person to solve the crisis in Portland. You're welcome. 🇺🇲🙂

Happy James Bond Day everyone. Who's your favourite James Bond. Mine has always been Sir Roger Moore. #jamesbondday

Happy Friday everyone. 🙂

Yep, it's officially confirmed. We're going to have another Simpsons movie in 2027. Your response Kevin Hart?

So today I found out that both the men's and women's Italian Volleyball teams. Have won the Volleyball World Cup. 🇮🇹😱

Remember the 80’s

I'm pretty certain that Antifa will end up like the KGB in December 1991. Disbanded and gone underground.