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We went to fumigate a client’s house and she said in everything we do, we should leave just one rat alive . See I’m not exaggerating, she said she wants boredom and loneliness to deal with it, it would wish for death by itself 😭😭. Excuse me what???😭
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@KwabenaWann
@Maximo_LEI
Lol this is scary please. I would have been screaming "take out my braids, take the ring off, take off my clothes, remove my breasts" Anything to reduce the pain 😪
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✨I almost wept at the transformation 🤧… so proud!
See that stain on the floor? It had been there for monthssss and was like follow come on the tiles. If I even explain what stained that sink.
Whew I actually enjoy this business ngl
Do you ever create something that you just can't stop looking at it and it keeps blowing your mind?😄😂
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@khanofkhans11_
My parents will get back home and straight to phone because there wasn’t time during the day. 12am my father is watching YouTube and laughing like eisss young man, you have work tomorrow. They usually look like a group of teenagers that are not serious with their studies 😂😂
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“I’m sorry I found another option and went with that, thank you for your time”.
If you want to, you can add “I hope to patronize you some other time”.
I promise you, vendors and service providers won’t beat you, I give you my word. Learn to give feedback, you’re an adult.
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@G_Samito
My mom did this once. Legit took time off work and waited a bit for me, I had issues with my phone then and she gave me hers. I dey for my woman forever mehn
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✨🫶❤️🔥
13. Let's have the most favourite picture of you and your partner.
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@awesome_Mayowa
@Burmese_Tyga_
Husband sef dey form busy dey run away from the house before they’ll say he’s sleeping with her. Or some women hold the wickedness when he’s around
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I don overcome 🤭🤭🤭… bye bye to these streets 🥹
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@Morris_Monye
Appearance made me buy iPhone, appearance still make me dey price car. We go appear this appearance.
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@Falilatt_
I asked one what if when I was approaching his car, I had arranged boys to jump him, he say he hadn't had any form of entertainment in a while, it would have made for some😫😫😫 E for use car clear all of us😂
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🤭🤭🤭you win🥰
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@nefstar
My brother did this to meeeee😭😭😭… okay what time is the reception starting, he say just show up anytime whattt😭😭
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@mrmacaronii
Happy birthday in advance Deboooo. My brother was telling me about your Babcock days and omo, no be today you start to dey worry 😂😂
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@VictorIsrael_
I dey usually avoid some of Victor tweets because you fit put person into trouble 😭😭😭, na you dey give me mind to tweet some kind replies sef omo
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@jaysoccertips
@Postsubman
I knew I would see a comment like this. From the first slide, she said she was texting her friend about being hungry and somewhere was suggested, it’s only normal for her to snap the food when it arrived to show her friend
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I went to
@FlamesLagos
, showed them the first picture from Pamilerin’s post and said I wanted exactly like this. See the beaut before me and my friend🤤🤤
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Since last week sunday, I have escaped 14 assassination attempts by people sent to kill me with body odour😭😭😭
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@MissWanaWana
We specialize in House Keeping, Move in/out cleaning, Deep cleaning, Post Construction and Renovation cleanup, Pre/Post Event cleanup, Fumigation and Pest control, Laundry service.
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@niggazoid
@AbimTheBaller
They usually live by faith because how do I want to care for children at 19???
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Merry Christmas from me and mine 🎅🎊🎁❤️
Christmas Menu: Coconut rice, fried rice, chicken and coleslaw🤭
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@ProfOsinbajo
"We could have moved faster and for this we are sorry" I'm repeating this in my head and I can't seem to get over it. You could have moved faster? You knew you could have moved faster? Now you're sorry? God will judge!
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First day of exchanging numbers he called me, we spoke for a while, he got home and called me to say goodnight, by 7pm😂… then told me when he gets inside he’ll sleep immediately 🤣🤣🤣… I laughed and fell off my chair and told him he’s married 😂😂, baba follow me dey laugh 😂
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@MayorKingz
When I was a child, I climbed the chair my dad was sitting and was touching/massaging his head, my mom told me to get down and leave her husband's head💀💀. But he clearly loved it😂
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@mbukohenrychidi
@ynotes_
@Alex_Houseof308
@cynnerr
@_Eggovin
The childish youngin probably didn't know how to tell her friend she had sex with someone on the first date, so she said there was force and they didn't do anything. All those lies ontop sex. It's getting more difficult for me to comprehend. The guy should sue them as planned.
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@adamugarba
Of course we and our country are devalued, did we argue it? Why do you think we’re out here trying to change the status quo? If we had good people at the top, why would anyone attack the president? Smh
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@chuckobear
@MKatlegoTsele
@Tablo62561760
@phumlilemzimela
@MetjahTebogo
Lol they look like children please, don't justify this
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@JulesDGreat
See I called almost everyone I know that stays there to beg them not to stay out late, e reach one of my guys turn he say it’s not that serious 😭
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I just realized we haven’t been paying Toll fees in Lekki and the road didn’t disintegrate… so where was all that payment going and what was it for???
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@mantlefighter
@chima_udeh
@Myka_veli
@Onlineguru_
Lmao my grandfather had houses and a thriving business in Jos. The war made him lose it all. But didn’t you start this argument with yorubas owing properties in Igbo land?
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First time clients dey always murd me with their expressions 😂😂, my client ran out of the restroom and asked if I bought new toilet and sink💀😂. The transformation shock him bone marrow 😭.
I’m available for post construction cleanup, enter my DM🥹😊.
Kindly retweet 🙏
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I pray God directs HE Peter Obi on the next steps to take. We need this to be over as quickly as possible
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Peter Obi won in my ward, somewhere in Alimosho!!!! Thank you God!!! Victory all the freaking wayyyyyyy!!!
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Bet why would you enter a stuffy danfo and still be eating boiled egg 😭😭😭. Why!!!
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Been lowkey working my ass off to repay a debt. I’m officially debt free as of this evening. Now cheers, to getting my life back on track.
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@_Molts
@TheLazyCheff
I can come with my brother's marriage certificate, na just to change names. Oh and also a friend that will be pouring fuel. Let me know when you're ready
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✨Long story✨ That date video reminds me of this Abuja guy I went out with a few times that would give me his card and tell me to “go crazy”. I always bought whatever we would eat on the spot and returned the card. On his birthday I asked to come with my friend since his friends
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@SubDeliveryZone
You need to get out, it's a situationship, it's a stresship, it's a disgustingship, it's a uselesship
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@MrMekzy_
Another reason why I bought it. Enter a meeting with android and they think you’re suffering.
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@Alex_Houseof308
The stages my brother went through. He didn't even know the stations before he got married, now he rushes from work so his wife doesn't do narration 😄😄
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My mom lost her shit when she found out I was dating in school, now she dey ask for ozbaand, dey play.
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Legit happened to someone I met a few years ago. The story sef long because till date she no sabi the guy and pikin don dey enter 6 years 🥱. Welp
Checked her bio and its Canada, no wonder. Cos game nights in Nigeria you might go home pregnant instead of married.😭
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@AfamDeluxo
Eiii Lord, what's scaring me join is the fact that i throw away my pads. Time to start burning abeg
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Are you still undecided about sending a DM for your Post Construction cleaning??? Hmm let this post convince you o. December is coming, we’ll be fully booked o hmmm, Kindly retweet 🙏😊
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@theonlyUyai
@gechife
She can speak her mind about the situation and still insert the sentence after "secondly". The two of them can exist. You don't realize there are upcoming parents on twitter?
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This might sound crazy but I’m at my polling unit 😂😂😂… left early so I won’t trek after transportation stops😩
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They’ll take this light by 10, I’ve washed everything in this house. If you get dirty clothes come and use washing machine o, we have 4 minutes left
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@toyosioyesile
I want to say before you come to me as a man, this is how I'm built. But I'm shy 😫😒
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@DavidHundeyin
@1st_Chidi
How do you even marry someone that’s not your friend? You travel and return with husband?😂 upon all the education and wokeness😂… they’ve definitely been on chummy terms because this went for leave and got married is nonsense 😂
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I’m not even moved, I’m also not going to fret. Peter Obi will win lmao, you people shouldn’t worry. Even if it’s not now, so long as proofs dey, calm down guys.
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@mehreee_
I have the best relationship with my 17 year old cousin, she'll be 18 in a few days. We talk bout everything, no holding back, no pretence. Secks looks like a sensitive topic,I try my best to word stuff right but it's gotta be said and I'm glad she has sense. My baby is growing😭
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Dear God, use this rain to wash off the evil from our land! Never again!!
Thank you for your son PETER OBI! Put him in his rightful seat as President by tomorrow or next. Thank you.
IT IS POSSIBLE!!!
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Whenever I'm talking to people about plans for my future and being all about my career, they go "ha you're not talking about marriage". What is this obsession with marriage. No I won't turn 30 and go to a prayer house, no I won't turn 35 and be praying for kids. Sit down.
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@mrmacaronii
Debooooo thank you!
My name is Chidera and I run a cleaning service in 📍Lagos.
My services include House Keeping, Deep cleaning, Post Construction and Renovation cleanup, Move in cleanup, Fumigation &Pest control, Upholstery cleaning and Laundry service.
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@Chydee
Me that is doing my thing online has broken down severally. Imagine then seeing it firsthand. I stan!
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THIS GOD!!!
I sent a friend my last card just last night 'cos he obviously needed it more. Trust me there was a lot of thinking and processing and a God's gat me thought all up in my head.
This morning!!!
Somebody say THIS MORNING!!!
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Dear youngins, have patience. The money, the sex, the hair, the bags, the cars would soon come. It hurts so much to see 16'17'18 year olds going through shii that could have been avoided. What business do you have getting pregnant at 19? Nwere ndidi, calm down fgs. Focus!
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@DrOlufunmilayo
@Olarnipekun
My housemates went to church and I've been shouting but they're telling me the verses used to pray and that I'm an unbeliever. Well I locked them outside, gave them hand sanitizer and told them to do the 10second breath thing. They've also washed their church clothes. Nonsense.
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@JajaPhD
See my brother still carries this thing in his head too 😂😂😂 he’s waiting for his bicycle 😂😂 married man with 2 kids dkm 😂
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Omo I just came back from a section of Twitter where Yoruba people are tweeting about pursuing igbos and some other things I can’t even write here. Jesus! Just because an Igbo man is contesting? Jesus!
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@ablacktan
@Miz_S_
@ThePioneer_
@coding_god
@kingadetunji_
If I got an email by 11pm for a meeting the next day, best believe I would be waking up every hour scared that I'll go late. My heart would be in my mouth.
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One came to my dad’s office last week, saw me and had small inaudible convo with my dad then left, came back today and said my dad told him last week that I’m married 😭😭… say he no say na lie so he wants my number 😂😂, I say my father does not lie🫣🫣
In the market today, in front of my mother a man was busy requesting for my number.
Right there, in front of my mother, i was just looking at him like bro, you no dey see my mama? 😭😭
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@abisinuolah
See this Iya Barakat terropi session dey always murd me 😂😂😂😂, I go dey laugh dey cry 😭😭😭. Bimbo>>>>>> damn😂😂😂
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@salemkinging
Lmao the draaamaaa that came when I first tinted my hair 😂, later my mom told me it’s beautiful 😅
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“Rich” people make me laugh. You’re spending money in clubs, on women/men, buying stuff with outrageous price tags but paying me a decent fee to clean your 4 storey building is where arguments start? Lmao if you don’t get out of my face!
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Keep liking my tweets, but please don't shoot your shot... I don't have my shii together just yet.... You know who you are🙂
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