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39x marathoner by day, geek by... day. Lazy bum the rest of the time. I also have an affinity for alpacas.

Joined May 2008
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1 year
So how many of you all call it X now? I still search for “Twitter” on my iPhone before remembering the name change.
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1 year
Just got an “offer” of $300 for my Twitter handle. That’s rather insulting.
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2 years
I have thoughts.
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2 years
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2 years
Getting free stuff at #TacoTweets.
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2 years
RT @HeroWithinInc: 💥Comic-Con Contest!💥.Like, RT & comment on your favorite design to win a FREE Cold Brew Latte at the #EnergizeLounge thi….
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2 years
I just entered for a chance to go to the #FandomParty in San Diego @getfandom
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3 years
Wordle 505 1/6. 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩. LOL! Second time!!.
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3 years
That's it. I'm done. I beat the game. Wordle 485 1/6. 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩.
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4 years
RT @ReayGun: 💎🥇🏆800 GEMS GIVEAWAY🏆🥇💎 .ENTER HERE: Start - 11th Jan 2022.End - 25th Jan 2022. ✨🌟Good luck everyone!….
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4 years
RT @NASA: LIVE: @NASAWebb has completed the final stage of spacecraft deployment to #UnfoldTheUniverse. Mission experts discuss today's maj….
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4 years
RT @NASAWebb: This is it: we’ve just wrapped up one of the most challenging steps of our journey to #UnfoldTheUniverse. With all five laye….
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4 years
‘Sup Twitter. Been awhile. Basically, it’s been a case of run more, tweet less. Obviously I can’t multitask.
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4 years
My dad’s TV viewing habits is rather eclectic. 60% of the time, it’s Hallmark movies. 30% westerns. And 10% includes soccer and The Mandalorian. (I don’t think he’s even watched the latest Star Wars trilogy.).
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4 years
Dad, biting into the THIRD biscuit that I just baked: "Are these supposed to be biscuits?".
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4 years
Do I run too much?. I think I may be running too much.
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4 years
Hi Twitterverse. Just chiming in to say my migraines are back. Bye Twitterverse.
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5 years
My dad just said thanks to me for helping him with a minor task. It's the first time in my entire life I have EVER heard him utter the word "thanks".
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5 years
The other day when the air quality was at its worst, I saw two guys outside having a smoke. Obviously with no mask. On some level, I had to commend them for going all in.
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5 years
From my recent (virtual) physical checkup, doc's official recommendation is that I need to eat / snack more.
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