Pounds of butter should be packaged with 2 sticks salted and 2 sticks unsalted: cooking butter _and_ eating butter, in a single package. Thanks for coming to my TED talk

Using my birthday as an opportunity to unsubcribe from email lists—a pediatric dentist we haven't taken the kid to in 6+ years, a pediatric dentist we haven't taken the kid to in 4+ years, etc.

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Following up on that lil shaker from this morning: the California Earthquake Brace & Bolt program, which provides grants of up to $3k for homeowners, has extended its deadline through tomorrow, Oct 17:

Earthquake on the day of the Great Shake Out (and one day before the 1989 earchquake anniversary)?

Total days of _all_ US federal government shutdowns prior to Trump: 48 Federal government shutdown days under Trump: 40 and counting https://t.co/ZdaHkgw43k

My entry for the @ChromaAwards. Thanks to @fbrcai for recommending the competition!

Do _not_, I repeat: do _not_ search for "ladyfingers" on the Target website if you want to keep your desire to make tiramisù later today

Earthquake?!

I learn so much from novels. Types of knots, types of boats, types of whales, parts of whales, methods for processing whales, what can be made from whale, shape of whale, what the whale did, the whale's likely motivation, color of said whale, metaphysical ramifications of said co

I would really like this to be resolved with a flight credit. Thank you. 5/5

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And: the moment I found out about the cancellation was this morning, when I was about to export my itinerary as a PDF and email it to myself. And there was only a hotel. 4/

Again: _I_ did not cancel the trip. Was it some weird bug on my phone? was it a security issue? (I was unable to receive or send calls for more than 12 hours, and received a "critical security" notice email from google, etc.) 3/

Anyhow: when I look at the AA site with the confirmation number, I see a flight credit. I'd like to be able to use that flight credit. 2/

Hey @Navan—my ticket got cancelled, via my app, apparently. I did not cancel it. I've got screenshots that show that half of the flight back still existed after it showed as cancelled. And I didn't get a single email. 1/

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Caroline Ellison is only 30?!

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

So, @FedEx—a friend was lending me a USB-C converter dongle thing but when I got there, it was gone. Inside a multi-unit building with keypad security. Where did it go? Turns out your delivery guy stole it. It's in his hand in this picture. She's filing a police report.

Does anyone in the Bay Area want a pair of @DemetriMartin tickets for Sunday evening? Face value+fees (= exactly what we paid for them.)

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@rideact has officially shut down major bus stops and stations serving Lines Tempo, 6, 12, 18, 33, 51A, 72, and 72M on Broadway in Oakland every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday starting at 9 p.m. (1/6) #actransit

On Sunday: half of my face got paralyzed. Trying to figure out this new reality. (went to ER on Sunday, GP and head-and-neck yesterday. Follow-up head-and-neck on Thursday.)

@Maria4Dist6 @NYPostOpinion @susanleenyc Only a combo of ignorance, opportunism, laziness & paranoia could concoct an op-ed claiming that congestion pricing "might hurt NY'ers who don’t drive more than anyone else." I scrutinized @Maria4Dist6's co-author's mindset last spring. Surreal:

I feel freed!

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