Tracy Smothers wrestling a bear. Tracy's the greatest because he's out there doing a leapfrog, going for takedowns & getting nearfalls with a goddamn bear.

After initially vowing never to rest until his wife's killers are brought to justice, O.J. Simpson this week changed his pledge slightly. He now vows to have sex with hot looking models.

A Labor Department Task Force says it will crack down on sweatshops in New York's Chinatown - where employees work ninety hour weeks for as little as seventy-five cents an hour. A spokesman for the sweatshop owners said, quote, "That all we can afford to pay. This is a sweat

Six lousy votes? I am, like so many of you, angry tonight. It’s beyond disappointing. But never forget Murph has something far more precious than a plaque: the admiration and respect of millions. The people’s champion.

After letting Big Papi waltz right into the HOF on the first ballot, still keeping Bonds and Clemens out due to steroids is a complete joke. MLB continues to embarass itself.

It's Sunday you know what that means 🥰🥰🥰

This reminds me never to forget or downplay the impact we have. My time is coming lil man 💪🏾🫡

When it comes to ANY OTHER wrestling company, we're supposed to take every accusation as fact. From Otunga to Maven to the accusations against Rossy and Blanchard to names mentioned in lawsuits against people no longer in wrestling at all. I'm not downplaying any of these. Why

Los Psycho Circus vs. The Wyatt Sicks en #GuerraDeTitanes @luchalibreaaa desde la Arena Guadalajara este 20 de diciembre 👏

In other news, authorities in Pontiac, Michigan are trying to determine if Dr. Jack Kevorkian was involved with the death of a woman whose body was found in the back of his suicide van. You know, I'm no expert in police work... but, uh... YES!

" We need to buy Netflix Daddy "

Officially licensed Adrian Adonis preorder coming soon. Three distinct looks showcasing the legend himself.

"Wait until the sickos wake up and hear the BIG news."

This fuckin' guy in #DieHard -makes McClane use the computer directory to find Holly, and triggers him on his marriage separation, while knowing the whole time that the only people in the in the entire building is the party on the 30th floor. What an asshole.

Meltdown/crashout of the year nominees so far Counter programming meltdowns Blake Monroe Meltdowns Brock meltdowns TNA meltdowns Netflix meltdowns I’m not going to lie the Netflix one is up to a hot start and might take the cake Keep them coming

In Alabama, a new state law will dramatically increase the penalty for bouncing a check. (reaches down, pulls out a little voice recorder from his pocket) Note to self: Cancel summer vacation plans in Alabama. Find state more accommodating to "The Norm Macdonald Lifestyle."

This week is Taxi Cab Appreciation Week. So, to all you taxi cab drivers out there, I'd appreciate it if you'd take a shower once in a while. How would that be?

I'm dying hahaha 😂💀 @VNudnik | @nut_history

He might be World Heavyweight Champion, but "Larry's Dad" is the title that means the most to @CMPunk 🖤

Democrats Accuse Luke Skywalker Of War Crimes For Using More Than One Proton Torpedo Against Death Star https://t.co/z4XIZ6jlC4