abby truitt
@aet
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Raising a born ruffian and a little lady.
San Francisco
Joined January 2007
At first glance, cute educational guide. At second glance…what.
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The irony is not lost on me that we moved from CA b/c fire season is now 12 months long, but in DE, I’m surrounded by cigarette smoke everywhere. I know London will be no different.
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Hey Anti-Abortion Organizations, how about using all of the money you are receiving from donations to set up child care facilities? You only care about the children, right? #RightToChoose #MyBodyMyChoice
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I know I’ve already lived in Berlin too long because I’m currently in London and am almost being moved to tears on an hourly basis by everyone’s friendliness, politeness and warmth. I feel like I’m in care bear land.
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via @NYTimes Apologies farmers for blaming Daylight ST on you. Apparently it was B. Franklin & Germans to some degree. I’ve always thought springing forward caused accidents from people rushing when they are late. Studies will one day prove me correct.
nytimes.com
The twice-yearly ritual has roots in cost-cutting strategies of the late 19th century. A recent effort to end it has stalled in Congress.
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The only thing I needed to see today were these pictures of Roy Kent on Sesame Street. 🙏🏻
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A busy day for our little lamb Dotty-Do thanks Kara for your help #dottydo @CaenhillCC_xtra @StillKara1
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I just saw from my window a man make a wee into the kindergarten yard next door. Just a normal looking guy who needed to relieve himself, and all I wanted to do was yell “Oi!, don’t be such a Wanker!” all Roy Kent style out the window. #publicUrination
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#ROOM IN A BOX A great product that got us up off the floor while we wait many months for a wooden bed to arrive. I highly recommend it. When our wooden bed does arrive, we will be able to put Bed 2.0 to use when guests stay. It is strong and sturdy!
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Behold perfectionists! ⚠️These photos will drive you insane 😅😵🤦
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“I don’t want to wear a mask. I don’t want to get a vaccination that can keep me from dying alone in a hospital. I'll live the way I want to live, and you can’t tell me what to do.”One day your children will be ashamed of you if they get the chance to.
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Get vaccinated! Wear a mask and wear it properly over both mouth and nose. And, if you don't want to because you are an uneducated, whiny baby, wear a condom to decrease stupidity in future generations. 😷
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I’m telling y’all. If we listened to the lessons taught in kid shows as adults we would be killing it as a society.
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Happy 17th Anniversary to S and me! More ups than downs, and many great costume parties! OH to CA to DE. #miamimerger #150parkerschool @ Berlin, Germany
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