Rizzy McGuire (Liz)
@ABSOLUTExPSYCHO
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Runs off Cheesy Gordita Crunch.
Yeehaw, Tx
Joined December 2020
Y’all ever had stomach cramps so bad that you start praying to God about all the things you’ll do if he will just make them stop?
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Can’t believe I’m just now watching Grey’s Anatomy for the first time.
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I just have never fucked around about my kids and I never will.
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Me explaining to my best friend, who doesn’t like sweets that they have a pastry shop with the fruit pastries 30 minutes away and I will be going as soon as they open.
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I overcame my biggest fear today and that’s just really huge for me
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Starting my morning with a Pilates class at 6:30 BC is clinically insane. Yes, I know I said BC, it’s that early.
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Cleaned my car, conditioned my seats and got my weather tech mats in before tornado season so I’m feeling accomplished today!!!
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Idc unfollow me if you disagree but any of girl that pretends to be 18 is literally just mentally deranged and disgusting.
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If I could offer one piece of relationship advice it would be, take time to shower together. Not sexually but intimately.
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I had to hold my 15 month old child down while vein after vein blew because he was so dehydrated they couldn’t get an IV in him. I will not be active for some time.
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flying to texas to give @avbebop & @ABSOLUTExPSYCHO fat ass smooches on the forehead
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‼️🚨HACKER ALERT‼️🚨 There is a virus going around X. Someone you know or maybe not will dm you a link to vote for a podcast or a link to a podcast. DO NOT CLICK ON THAT LINK‼️ They will steal your socials and text you a ransom for your account. SHARE/SPREAD THE WORD‼️
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