The eternity symbol is actually an ancient tweet. "same shit, every day"

Hey everyone, @NatetheLawyer is dealing with some health issues. There isn't much I can do, so I'm asking for a surprise. Pass the word around for all to subscribe to his YouTube and X. His YT is at 699k presently. A million subs sounds like a cool thing to do.

@shop_armory , I love the .380 version of the Hellcat. (Still should have called it the Alleycat) I'm patiently waiting for the .45 Thundercat.

My NY prediction... There will be a time when "everyone needs to pull together and sacrifice to make this work" In other words, taxes will be raised for the middle class to offset the exodus of the wealthy.

This is the rarest photo I have taken. USS Abraham Lincoln (CVN 72) June, 1991 Hangar bay 3 Evacuees from the Philippines were allowed to bring their pets. V2 A/G Engine #3 is directly above. We removed a floor plate just to see dogs on the ship.

I did an MP tour for 3 years. Ignoring the nonstop DV, DUI, fights, thefts, out of control youth, stalkers, animal issues, accidents, Cul-de-sac wars, medical emergencies, peeping tom calls, and everything else, yep.

This is one of the coolest things I ever saw on TV. It's an old race in Bakersfield at the Okie Bowl race track. https://t.co/rWq5RUJfdU

There is now a warning before the regular warning on Jackass. Get off my lawn.

For Halloween, my wife is going as “Woman with Lowered Standards” and I'm going as "Guy She Settled For."

That feeling when your wife asks you to show her your comic book collection... Then starts checking the prices "just to see".

Anyone ever see Jacob's Ladder?

Me patiently waiting for alien invasion go time. (Intergalactic, not domestic)

https://t.co/6uWsOfQ5Qa

I'm "his serial killer jokes might not be jokes" years old.

Wife: so what's Twitter like? Me: Picture me screaming into a canyon every day for attention. "HELLOOOOO!?" and if I'm lucky, days later I might get a reply... "pussy"

My standard joke whenever I meet a Marine: Me: Let me speak in your language so you can easily understand...

This is my cool guy moment on TV. I had no clue I was being filmed.

If you let them shenan once, they’ll shenanigan.

I will not pay to be "verified." 1. I know I'm a real person. 2. I don't need to "fit in." (Never did) 3. I still wouldn't even if I had disposable income.

He's not a Nice Guy unless he's from the French town of Nice. Otherwise he's just a sparkling fuckboy.

This is the stupidest bullshit I ever heard of... I guess we need a MOSTLY PEACEFUL 2A TUBING event on the river.