Turmut Hoer ๐๐ค๐ค
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Now zum volkes they loikes 'aymakin' | An' zum they vancies m-o-o-o-win' | But of all the jobs as Oi loikes best | Gi'e Oi the turmut 'oein'
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Joined December 2010
โSelect all squares containing J D Salinger booksโ - CAPTCHA in the Rye.
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If you come across a sheep lying on its back with its legs up, it is 'cast'. Please be so kind as to tip/roll it back over; if left like this they can die as they cannot get up. Please be kind enough to share.
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Idea for video game for over 50s: Itโs called You Slaaag. Set in the seventies itโs all about coppers and baddies. Granadas, Transits, Capris, Jags etc. You start out as a young copper or baddie and have to work your way up with set piece โblagsโ. Sandbox play in 70s London
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Yeah, I can see the entire pitch from my seat.
Because I'm still on the waiting list, I get to experience every bit of goodison, this was my favourite. Has anyone ever had a worse veiw than this?
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Guy who has to clean Jamiroquai's Virtual Insanity room
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SO YOU BETTER NOT KILL THE GROOOOOVE
Thereโs a burger at me nans door
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[Dutch language dub of Apollo 13] (SFX: er is een explosie te horen) "Heusden, we hebben een serieus probleem."
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At this stage you have to assume they know exactly what they are doing.
The Met Office warns the UK will be double-fisted by deadly snow and ice https://t.co/H6HvGvwFYM
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Mad how Avatar, the highest grossing and most successful movie of all time, has literally no cultural footprint and no ongoing points of reference or debate. There arenโt even any notable quotes or memes. Itโs like a billion dollars just appeared and then instantly disappeared
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What would your Gladiators name be? Iโm going for Lampshade.
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Diarrhoea Dave and the Squitters
Most overrated bands, T-Rex has to be up there. Absolutely shite.
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