Friend - Your grammar is horrible. Me - My grammar is 97 and she's a saint. You watch your mouth

I got sent to the principal office cause I asked if I can carry the floppy dicks to the computer room.

I should have a really big butthole surfers phase

I will reserve that one to draft, for now.

You'll be fine kid. You're literally a ghost. Boooooo

idk just stop asking ppl questions you can google alright.

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say hi to her

You're safe.

I had a grilled cheese sammich but I wish I had two grilled cheese sammiches. Sad. 😭

Boss- learn him Me -Sir you didn't learn me. Boss- I didn't have to teach you

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I feed my cat free range tuna

@3dog101 When the people are ready to hear it

Norm was a real one. Rest in Peace 🙏🏾

Never let malace and hate tell you how to live. There's a time and place for everything and if you don't get that or understand that that's ok we still love you and you have time to grow

Sorry I called you a complete muppet... I mean I'm not saying you're not one, I just really love how it sounds

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