37 Boxes of Jello
@37BoxesofJello
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Lifetime Astros fan. Self-serving humorist, baseball history afficionado, and Star Wars junkie.
The H
Joined May 2025
The Dallas Mavericks only needed 9 months to figure out what it took the rest of the world 1 millisecond to realize: The Luka trade sucked. #firenico #dallasmavericks #nicoharrison
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Things got awkward last night in @Mariners post-game press conference when Satan, Prince of Darkness, materialized out of thin air to discuss that contract that he and Cal Raleigh signed last March. #calraleigh #ALCS #SeattleMariners
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When Mark Sanchez told the genie his wish was to "make people forget about the Butt Fumble" little did he know it was because they'd remember him for getting his ass kicked by a guy born in 1955. #MarkSanchez #buttfumble
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Huge shoutout to @KenPaxtonTX for sending my ex-wife her August child support payment a mere 50 days after I sent it to the state. It's times like these that I think to myself, WOW! If @KenPaxtonTX can do this bad a job with his child support, he'll be a perfect fit in Congress!
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Suddenly making since why @KenPaxtonTX is too busy to address the broken child support system.
dailymail.co.uk
Senator John Cornyn's contentious Texas campaign battle with AG Ken Paxton has ramped up as he accuses him of using taxpayer dollars to fund trips with mistress.
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77 days since divorce went final. Still not in the system @KenPaxtonTX . My ex complained, the CS dept called her today, said they'd call me to remind me to pay. I guess they missed the part of her email about how I paid on Aug. 6 and they still haven't released it. What a joke.
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Every September 11, I like to read the best piece of sportswriting I've ever seen - Rick Reilly's "Four of a Kind" from SI back in 2001. https://t.co/pxdCNtClPY
#911 #September11
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The huge rugby player, the former high school football star andthe onetime college baseball player were in first class, theformer national judo champ was in
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A very happy birthday to my ex-wife today! Sorry that @KenPaxtonTX hates you and doesn't want you to ever get your child support payments. It's been 69 days since the divorce and the State STILL hasn't even set up our case in its system! @JohnCornyn can't you call this out?
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Hey @MariaBartiromo, next time you talk to @KenPaxtonTX, can you ask him to fix the State Child Support program? Been trying to pay my ex-wife for 63 days and their new software is still "running slow". It's a 45+ min wait time to get someone on the phone. Any help?
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Wanted to say a beautiful happy Tuesday to @KenPaxtonTX and the Child Support Office! We're on Day 63 here in Cypress without our case being open and me being unable to pay my ex-wife! You think I should ask @JohnCornyn to help my issue, because you sure don't seem interested!
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I'm sure @KenPaxtonTX isn't working on Labor Day, and his office doesn't seem to work at all! Been divorced for 62 days. BROKEN Child Support Onboarding Software update has yet to create a case for me to pay child support or ex-wife to receive it! #childsupport #kenpaxton
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WTF is going on at Texas Child Support Office. @KenPaxtonTX Divorce final 7/2. Your "improved system" has yet to create a case for us. It's been 59 DAYS. Mailed in payment on 8/6 . YOUR OFFICE WON'T GIVE IT TO MY EX AND KIDS! THEY NEED THE $. WAKE UP AND DO YOUR JOB!
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WTF is going on at Texas Child Support Office. @KenPaxtonTX Divorce final 7/2. Your "improved system" has yet to create a case for us. It's been 58 DAYS. Mailed in payment on 8/6 . YOUR OFFICE WON'T GIVE IT TO MY EX AND KIDS! THEY NEED THE $. WAKE UP AND DO YOUR JOB!
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When Correa sees Altuve and Pena turn a double play together, which song plays in his head? A) Somebody I Used to Know by Gotye B) It Must Have Been Love by Roxette C) This Used to Be My Playground by Madonna D) Someone You Loved by Lewis Capaldi #Astros
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#Astros - You don't get a lot of guys working the .684 SLG % with the .211 BAVG, but that's Brice Matthews for you. Another injury, another rookie stepping up for the good guys! #bricematthews
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If you had told me that Chas McCormick would be batting 5th for the @astros in a game in Arizona in late July, I would have assumed the team plane had gone down in the Rockies and the reserves had eaten a few of the vets in order to stay alive.
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Series: Ohtani 1 for 11, 0 RBI, 0 R Altuve: 6 for 11, 7 RBI, 6 R, 3 HR @DodgersNation gets to see the GOAT in action.
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