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This is Elon's world, it's not that deep. Have fun.

South Africa
Joined September 2012
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@City_Press
City Press
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Doves Funerals CEO claims curator tried to ‘steal’ company by selling it for R1. Msibi has rejected a R1 offer from Rand Mutual Assurance. https://t.co/planPOubGA
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@NthabelengDlam3
Pass me over
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@terrytselane
Terry Tselane
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My car was stolen today at around 12h00 just outside the gate of Randpark High in Johannesburg West. It is possible that you may know someone who could help. The details are as follows; Toyota Fortuna Reg. No LG 64 XV GP colour ; Champagne gold.
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@southafricandly
South African Daily
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Kennedy Bungane has stepped down as chief executive of African Bank with immediate effect. The bank confirmed his departure but has not yet announced further details about the reasons for the move or who will take over the role permanently.
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@NEMISA_
NEMISA
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FREE online training in AI, Cybersecurity, Cloud, Data Analytics, UX & more – with internationally recognized certification! In partnership with @STEMpower & @IBM SkillsBuild. Hosted by @NEMISA_. 📲Scan the QR code & register
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@DeeJobplug
thejobplug🇿🇦🇿🇦
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Calling all unemployed South Africans 🇿🇦 with Grade 10 or 12 who are currently not studying or working to apply for the 2026 Software Engineering course. This course can be completed online from home while gaining real-life experience. Stipend: R4000 per month plus 50GB of
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@Kabugo_
KABUGO
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Most toxic bosses don’t hate lazy people. Lazy people are safe. It’s the self-driven ones who threaten the throne.
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@ZANewsFlash
Sihle Mavuso
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NEWS: The MK Party has invited the ANC to coalition talks in KwaZulu-Natal - KZN Tonight Podcast
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@TheShiftJournal
The Shift Journal
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Malcolm Gladwell explaining why some people succeed and some don't.
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@mcleodd
Duncan McLeod
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Claude is superior to ChatGPT. And not just because of the politics. It's a better AI tool. Time to switch, if you haven't already.
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@CoruscaKhaya
Khaya Sithole
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In other news.
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@RT_com
RT
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BILLION-DOLLAR PATRIOT SYSTEM CAN’T STOP ONE IRANIAN MISSILE IN QATAR
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@EFFSouthAfrica
Economic Freedom Fighters
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The EFF’s Statement on the Intimidation of MK Party MP David Skosana by Paul O’Sullivan and the Unlawful Leak of Personal Banking Information -Following that confrontation, it is no coincidence that confidential banking information was weaponised and acted upon with suspicious
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@Musa_Khawula
Musa Khawula
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hi baby, @Julius_S_Malema don't get your people to send me coint to shut my ass up, you can't wanna hide your divorce until forever, xo xo, gossip girl,
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@spectatorindex
The Spectator Index
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BREAKING: Fox News reports that xAI, Amazon, Google, OpenAI, Meta, Microsoft and Oracle will sign deal to generate their own electricity supply for AI data centers.
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@4Inside_Edge
Inside Edge
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🇿🇦⚠️Satanic-looking accident in Mpumalanga.
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@Simon_Ingari
Simons
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STOP using your work laptop for personal use.
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@pmcafrica
Peché Africa 🇿🇦
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So they parked him in and when he came out of the shop ready to leave he was pissed 🤬🤬 woodmead
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@ZwaneOmkhulu
Sicelo Zwane
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Justice Rogers makes a joke about Phala Phala’s 8.7m stolen. Ngcukaitobi, not acting for President, calls him to order then it goes south for Roger after that. Ngcukaitobi is so brutal. Never seen such.
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