This is dynamite from Kaveh Solhekol on Sky Sports News. Absolutely nails it. He has the Tories and BBC on toast. Well done!! 👏 Take 2 mins and watch👇#garylineker #ImWithGary #MOTD #ToryFascists

'The Labour party shoved all the funding to deprived urban areas, that need to be undone. I started the work of undoing that' This is @RishiSunak's boast! He's been raised to believe fucking up the poor is a GOOD thing! HE WANTS A FUCKING STICKER FOR IT!!!!!

FACT: Brexit causes the Dover queues not the French who are just checking passports. FACT: Brexit is a wall with the EU, our biggest trading partner. FACT: We can't travel or trade now without friction, delay, cost. FACT: Whole world is laughing.

Yeah, that worked out a treat. Great job, folks.

[4] Finally it’s Brexit time at last! Here’s to you, Raise a glass for our Johnson. Here's to them, They are all the beaten ones. Do they know it’s Brexit time at all? Feed the zealots, Celebrate, it's Brexit time at last.

[3] And the Brexit bells that ring in, Are the Big Ben chimes of doom. Well tonight thank God we’re out of the EU! And there won’t be sense in Eng-er-land this Brexit time. The gift of xenophobia is rife. Where common sense is lost, And freedoms are just tossed,

[2] But say a prayer, and pray for remainer ones. At Brexit time, it’s hard but when you’re having fun, There’s a world outside your window, but it’s a world of Poles and Swedes; We don’t want them in our country, we’ve got Widdecombe and Piers.

I’m sticking to football during the election, but this is football and it’s bullshit. Hundreds of millions have been cut from local authority sporting budgets. Carry on.

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Here’s what another of @BorisJohnson’s cabinet ministers said about a No Deal Brexit. Reckon Johnson won’t put this in his £100m Brexit propaganda splurge so we did it for him. (Chip in for more: https://t.co/GyH03Oa075 location: Coventry)

The new cabinet: 1. Prime Minister

Day one of @BorisJohnson as PM

I tweet about physics, but I can't avoid today's headlines: the neo-fascist, Steve Bannon, advises our future PM, and domestic violence is apparently not an issue that should concern us or get in the way of said future PM's ambitions. What the hell is wrong with people?

@premierinn (3/3) Customer service is part or the hotel experience. Yours has been appalling. I would recommend to anybody reading this to check the fixtures in their rooms or consider staying elsewhere.

@premierinn (2/3) us to invest in constantly improving our service and meet our dedication to be the most loved hotels." Seriously, how does that help with my case? No concern for my wellbeing, not even an offer of a refund for that night's stay...

Starboard Smoking

Weybiza

A Hula-Hoop-free March

The Voting Rights of Drunken Pensioners 

Reasons To Be Leaving, Part 3