HE CHEWED HIM UP SO BAD HERE LMFAOOO😭😭😭

JUST IN: Former Trump spiritual adviser and Texas megachurch pastor Robert Morris pleaded guilty to sexually abusing a 12-year-old girl. He will serve only 6 months in jail and pay $250,000 in restitution.

🚨BREAKING: Unearthed video EXPOSES Trump's feelings about who is to blame for gov't shutdowns. "I actually think the President would be blamed if there is a shutdown. I think it would be a tremendously negative mark." Share widely. #DonaldTrumpsShutdown https://t.co/NcwuZmWqFY

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@DiscussingFilm Right out of the gate, Kimmel hit us with a Tylenol joke. 😂

Jimmy Kimmel goes after Trump and Brendan Carr for trying to shut down his show: “The President made it very clear he wants to see me and the hundreds of people who work here, fired from our jobs. Our leader celebrates Americans losing their livelihoods because he can’t take a

This is a monumental failure by Donald Trump. Tonight Jimmy Kimmel is being watched by nearly everyone on the planet either on Television or here on social media. And he is standing up to the president like no one before. Tonight is a historic night.

So they want us to believe that after shooting Charlie Kirk he disassembled the gun, stored it in the backpack, ran off and reassembled it before leaving it in a wooded area where they could find it all in one piece? None of this is adding up.

So if the rifle was ditched in the woods why doesnt he have it when he jumps off the roof.

🚨BREAKING: Tyler Robinson of Utah: What we know: His father is a retired sheriff. Mormon White Raised with guns and shooting Wore a Trump costume for Halloween

So the shooter could make one clean shot, escaped without a trace, but then decided to leave the gun in the woods where it would be found, and also wrote "transgender ideology" on the bullets? And it's Kash Patel's FBI saying all of this? Ok 👍

Less than an hour after Charlie Kirk's death, @JesseBWatters went on @FoxNews to declare 'war' before any facts were known. This isn't news. It's dangerous incitement that will lead to more violence.

Dear MAGA, For years, you have made excuses for this sexual predator and creep for: - Grabbing women by the p***y - Walking in on naked teen beauty contestants - sexually assaulting E. Jean Carroll - Cheating on all his wives - wanting to bang his own daughter Now he's all over

You fucking idiots took emails of Hillary Clinton ordering pizza and turned them into a child trafficking scheme, but you’re perfectly fine with Donald Trump being best friends with the most notorious sex trafficker of our time.

Those “groceries” Trump says he won on: - eggs: UP - chicken: UP - orange juice: UP - bacon: UP - bread: UP - coffee: UP Great work, @realDonaldTrump.

BREAKING: In an insane moment, Trump accused President Biden and his administration of being "mean people" because of "what they did to J6" attackers who beat Capitol Police officers. Meanwhile, Trump is deporting 5-year-old cancer patients. https://t.co/UR661f3xcK

Donald Trump has removed the Biden-era rule that forced airlines to compensate travelers for flight delays, cancellations or missing luggage.

And the truth shall set you free

Holy shit. Lisa Kurdrow did an impression of every Republican and it’s absolutely perfect. This needs to go viral.

Wait, so we ARE relevant? #eatabagofdicks