SAMANYANGA.
@1samaz_
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A better Zimbabwe is where a civil sevant can buy a raptor and house using their salary
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Not too proud to beg. Ndokumbirawo ma RT. Pamwe client yangu ndiwe wakaigarira pa TL pako. Ndatenda.
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Unpopular opinion: Raphinha would have easily defeated Dembele in the Ballon D’Or contest if Barca fans didn’t push Lamine Yamal ahead of him.
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"Motodzidzira kukukuridza,pamwe Christmas uno ndogona kuuraiwa"😂
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Dreams come true. I'm forever grateful to God and every single person who believes in me. We've officially shutdown the tour , thank you for being a part of this ! ❤️🙌🏽
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@thaslickpastor My favorite contemporary comedian Funny that how someone once told me that you have a STEM degree but very adept in arts. You defeating everyone in all fields ka? I always laugh when my boss share this "idea yesalary" when we have our complaints kubasa. Beautiful history lesson
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@CrimeWatchZW Haaa mahure they just say nonsense..Calaz besides GLE iyoyo ane GD6 ne Prado..Ku Glamis pa weekend aitova ne personalized Toyota Prado VX-L (J150 Series..Aitova pa side pangu..Siyanai ne Life dzevanhu🖐️🖐️
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"Make sure munhu wechikadzi achangodya mari yako ndimai vako chete"😂
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Our scars have the power to remind us that the past was real.
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I was born with zero money but very rich. I was born with something very valuable: The ability to shut up and listen to those who knew what I didn’t know. To learn and obey without being lazy or ungrateful. Fighting. Cash. Chess. No matter. Success was absolutely assured.
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"Wakahwinha moyo wangu se award ndosaka ndiri kuda kuku NAMA"
“Call me SCOTT bhebhi, because hazvipere mushe kana ndikaSAKUPWANYA.” Kana ritori thread racho then ndiro! Quote tweet takaenda. Dont spoil it 😂
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we're no longer 17, there's no bros before hoes I'm choosing my girlfriend before you dipshits🤞🏿💀.
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you a real duck if you think I’m buying an outfit to only wear it 1 time 😂
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I may not this more often but @Pakurudeals123 and @Shadaya_Knight vakaisa my business on the spotlight. I'm very grateful. Owe you big time
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