Trump claims he can defy Constitution and end birthright citizenship @CNNPolitics

Trump says Putin would not have invaded Crimea if he were president, blasts 'Obama disaster' #FoxNews.Hmm you are president and Putin is still invading Crimea so I guess that’s not true.

Too cute http://t.co/wnTTOv8j.

Mountain Lion tweeting sure is easy. Maybe I'll do it more often. Naaaa lol.

#SXSW #AmexAustin10 gonna save me some bread.

I just checked out all the latest #tech at the #Microsoft #SXSW lounge and look forward to hearing more from @UserCommunity.

@Otagafa96 This exchange quadrupled my life's work in twitterdom.

@Otagafa96 LOL, I didn't even notice my own joke.

@Otagafa96 I know it's weird but Dick is short for Richard, like Peg is short for Margaret.

@Otagafa96 we did, it was. Nixon. #maddow.

We spied a curious-looking nestbox with an inscription that read "Tweet & ye shall be re-tweeted". #sworcery.

Our research indicates that social support networks will play a significant positive role in the outcome of S:S&S EP. #sworcery.

Feeling guilty I've never tweeted. Tweet. What a cathartic rebirth.